OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
[x] “One does not simply dancey dance into Mordor”
this is the 3rd time i’ve reblogged this and I am still laughing hystarically
"And so to bed. I put on my headtorch, spray myself from head to toe with Jungle Formula insect repellent, brush my teeth, say hello to the five huge spiders sharing a room with myself and Luke, slip into my mosquito net and close my eyes.” (from Tom’s Guinea field diary day 2)
Me before social events
I’m gonna be 80 and still not over this face.
Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS
My bio teacher told us a story about a boy who watched so many survival shows he went out to the forest and tried to survive but ended up dying of Hypothermia and all I could think was
what if one day I go hunt a ghost or a demon
has Supernatural truly prepared me enough
"You is fire.
You is death.
You is important.”